-because i love zombie movies and Dan Boekner (from Wolf Parade). i dunno but if it were me, i wouldnt let a zombie spit in my mouth even if it were love. i would blast that bastard.
one of the best parts of the internet is how easy it is for “inside joke” type of mockery to spread. for example this wolf shirt has become a cult favorite on amazon.com for obvious reasons:
at some point the snarky, hipster crowd found out about this shirt and ran with it and now this shirt is one of the most highly reviewed items on amazon. almost every user leaves a 5 star rating plus a hilarious quip about how the shirt cured their HIV or something. below, some of the most popular are sampled. also, check out the images section of the amazon page to see the wolf shirt doctored into some really funny pictures.
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
and some of the first reviews…
You would not believe the pussy i pull in this thing
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast arsenal of wolf shirts
I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! he made my pussy all wet
if god wore a shirt, it would be this one
nothing more beautiful than a girl in a wolf shirt and panties
excellent roaming shirt out in the desert. gets you great reception for your cell phone as well
“born to bone” is more like it when you wear this f*er around
my last GF was stolen by a guy who had a wolf shirt for every day of the week
OMG i got into a gangbang with a pack of hot wolves because of this sexy shirt
Some people say my father created Earth in 7 days… he created the wolf shirt before he even began thinking about making the world
this shirt cured my AIDS!
There is no way our shirt cured AIDS.